"If you, unlike a certain president, actually inhaled when you smoked, you will feel faint at the prospect that your chromosomes were forever altered and your baby will have twelve toes."
-The Girlfriends Guide to Pregnancy, by Vicki Iovine
Thanks mom. Hope it was worth it.
Now that's funny! Sarah, your baby will be just fine, I don't foresee 12 toes!
ReplyDeleteYeah Sarah, your baby girls will be just fine!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeletesoo funny. who cares if he/she has 12 toes!!??
ReplyDeleteRemember our cat Bigs. He had twelve toes. Did we love him any less???? So glad it takes 2 to make a child so you can blame your dad.
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